Da da da da daaaa, i ain’t lovin’ it

So, i’m contemplating assaulting one of my work collegues because we had a disagreement and earlier on i stabbed my burning cigarette into a friends eye because i felt like it. I feel like me and some friends need to dish out some knuckles on a member of the public as well as they stand outside a McDonalds restaurant. I can do this safe in the knowledge that my employer isn’t going to sack me even though i may get sent to prison for a bit. Afterwards the FArce may throw some charges at me but they will be so weak i probably won’t even acknowledge them. I’ll still pocket my £60,000 every week whether i’m in a cell or not.

So, i’m contemplating assaulting one of my work collegues because we had a disagreement (he wouldn’t lend me a pen) and earlier on i stabbed a burning cigarette into a friends eye because i felt like it. I feel like me and some friends need to dish out some knuckles on a member of the public as well as they stand outside a McDonalds restaurant. I can do this safe in the knowledge that my employer will sack me and i will go to prison for a long time. The law will come down hard on me and my life will be ruined because i won’t be able to find any work or make any money.

One of those was the life of Joey Barton, the other was you or me. Any joker who thinks that footballers are treated like slaves needs to get tucked back in that mental asylum. Oh, and if a slave did what Joey Barton has done then i think he/she would have been shot by their owner.

Hint hint, Mr Keegan.

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